Don't even think about bugging Jack Bain when he's reading--it might be the last thing you ever do. The former Green Beret and retired action-movie superstar caught the reading bug late in life, but now he's a passionate page-turner, addicted to literature. And NOT okay with interruptions. Just as the neighbour dog--hell, the neighbour family. Not to mention Jack's stunning young wife Chloe and her "friend," the former President of the United States, who's in the wrong place at the wrong time, messing with the wrong short-tempered bad-ass. Gunfights, gorgeous women, global intrigue, and jokes in really poor taste abound in this pacey page-turner...or possibly parody of the same...